beardedmrbean:

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

beardedmrbean:

I’m gonna need to remember this prompt for when I’m having a bad day

anarcho-mom-unist:

catball:

catball:

eating him

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

eating him <3

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I’m never going to have coding problems again

you Aregoingto. listen to my problems.

pika-memes:

sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

andhaveapleasanttomorrow:

having a pet is insane… there is a guy on my floor

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

luisonte:

El putoQUEEEEEEÉ?

drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes